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THE FINANCIAL APP FOR LAZY FREELANCERS

Join 250,000 lazy-ass freelancers getting their financial shit together with the LAZYAF app.

Nail the hustle
Actually track income and expenses
Make the monies and watch your biznass grow

[Try LAZYAF Free For 34 Days]

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NAIL THAT HUSTLE

Your days of going broke and frantically hustling are over. The LAZYAF app lets you know your next move so you can keep that gravy train rollin'.

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HUSTLE ALERTS: Financial stress sucks. Set your minimum comfy earnings and savings balance for a financial kick in the pants before funds get too low
DOOM DI$TANCER: In-app tracking keeps your 'broke by' date front and center. Push financial doomsday further out as you solidify your business plan (yeah, you'll have one of those)
STAY RELEVANT: Store contacts and set reminders to reach out to clients with the perfect irreverent-meets-heartfelt gift card - reminding them you exist and do great work

[Make more mullah]

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EARN MORE - JUST LIKE THESE LAZY-ASSES

"Since using the LAZYAF app I've increased earnings consistently each of the last 7 months. Didn't see that one coming."

"When I started using LAZYAF, my 'broke by' date was 28 days away. Now it's 143. I'm not even sure I can call myself f*cking lazy anymore."

"For the first time I actually have (and use) a business plan. (Like, WTF?) I stay in touch with clients and consistently reach out to make new contacts. The templates and automations make it so. Freaking. Easy."

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GET WHAT YOU'RE OWED

No missed payments flying under the radar. Design invoice templates, fire them off, automatically cross-reference payment amounts, and send 'gentle reminders' to your laziest clients.

[Get Yo Monies]

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THE BOOKEEPING APP YOU'LL ACTUALLY USE

PAY AS YOU GO: Don't get stuck with taxes you can't pay. Automatically calculate and submit quarterly estimates. (Look at you paying quarterly estimates.)
GET YOUR BIGGEST REFUND: Digging through credit card statements on April 16 sucks. Snap pictures of receipts to auto populate expense sheets as you go.
DOUBLE CHECK TAX FORMS: Automatically cross-reference 1099s against earnings - so you aren't victim to an unfortunately misplaced decimal point.

[Start Saving Now]

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SEEING IS BELIEVING

No more fear of checking your balances. Gather your scattered dollars onto one screen – bank accounts, net worth, unpaid invoices, plus bar graphs and spreadsheets for anything you can imagine. Because, you know, what gets measured gets managed (or some shit).

[Gain control of your money situation]

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SAFEST DATA AND MONEY VAULT ON THE NET

Sleep easy - your data and money is safe AF with triple encryption and a full backing by the [Illuminati World Bank] – because anything less is just too damn lazy.

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LAZY FREELANCERS, UNITE!

Remote work can be lonely. Hang with fellow freelancers in the online 'break room' to chat and compare strategies. Your can even compete with one another and share app metrics on each other’s dashboards.

[Make the hang]

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START KILLING THE FINANCIAL GAME

Restless nights, no more. Join 250,000+ lazy freelancers getting their financial shit together free for 34 days. LAZYAF might not be able to feed you, but it can help you make more (way more) than enough dosh to eat.

[Download the Free App Now]

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